Kinky Friedman Talking Action Figure!
Below are only a few of the 25 different phrases that the Kinky Friedman
action figure says when you press his button.
Sample Phrases:
- "I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95"
- "My heroes are teachers, firefighters..."
- "I'll keep us out of war..."
- "Read my lips...I don't know!"
- "Hell yes, it's a Cuban Cigar!"
Hear what else Kinky Friedman has to say!
"Remember
Folks...Friedman Is Just Another Way..."
"Texas
Has A Capitol That Was Built By Giants..."
"Money
Can Buy You A Fine Dog..."
"I've
Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry..."
"I
Support Gay Marriage..."
"I'm
Going To De-Woosify Texas..."
"I'm
Not Pro-Life - I'm Not Pro-Choice..."
"If
You Don't Love Jesus..."
Kinky Friedman is known for many things such as singing, smoking cigars, and
appearing on the Imus Radio Show. Very soon he may also be known as the Governor
of the Great State of Texas. Now on the Texas Ballot, Kinky Friedman is an
independent candidate running for Governor as a man of the people. Kinky is
funny, sometimes controversial, and always outspoken for what he believes in.
This action figure stands 12 inches tall, holds Kinky's trademark cigar and
is dressed in cowboy boots, hat, and large Texas shaped belt buckle. Don't
forget extra batteries, as you will want to push his button many times!
